101 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

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By PBody5205

Your fantasy football team name is perhaps the second most important part of dominating your fantasy football league. The first being drafting a player that you can use to name your fantasy football team. Your fantasy football team name should be based on one of the following:

  1. One of the players on your team
  2. An inside joke between you and your league mates
  3. Your favorite NFL team
  4. Your previous fantasy football team name

Your team name really depends on the league that you play in. If you are like many fantasy football players, you play in multiple leagues. Some of your leagues may call for you to name your team based on an inside joke or a nickname between you and your friends. Public leagues or leagues where you do not know your opponents may call for a name based on your favorite NFL team or based on a player on your roster.

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101 Fantasy Football Team Names

Here is a list of 101 team names based on NFL teams or players. You will have to be creative when it comes to naming your team after a joke or your fantasy history, but this list should help you sound funny and witty to your league mates. Good luck topping mine for 2011...Puppy Dog Eyes.

  1. Fig Newtons
  2. Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi
  3. Like Whitehurst on Rice
  4. Gym, Manning, Landry
  5. Ride It Til The Wheels Farve Off
  6. Dez Dispenser
  7. Britt Off More Than He Could Chew
  8. Cleaning Out My Clausen
  9. The Bradshawshank Redemption
  10. Melts in Your Mouth, Not In Your Manningham
  11. I Was Only Keading
  12. Curious Case of Benjamin Watson
  13. Anakin Simms-Walker
  14. No Suh For You
  15. Tiny Tim Tebow
  16. Dezter's Laboratory
  17. I Call it my Peyton Manthing
  18. Make it Torain
  19. The Floyd Gates are open, here comes the Rivers
  20. A Double Dwayne Bowe!
  21. Stuart Scott's Glass Eye
  22. Teddy Ginn and Juice
  23. Ray Rice-a-Roni
  24. Plax On, Plax Off
  25. Penny for a Henne
  26. Helu Kitty
  27. Plaxidental Shooting
  28. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
  29. Pryor Convictions
  30. Skittles... Taste Dwayne Bowe
  31. Say Helu to my Little friend
  32. Foster...Australian For Championship
  33. Ocho Sinkhole
  34. You Schaub It
  35. Blount Cutlery
  36. Colts Addai Without Manning
  37. Aromashodu, Aromashdon't
  38. Cam Burglar
  39. OMG They Killed Kenny Britt
  40. Patience, Don't Forsett
  41. Mystic Rivers
  42. Sponsored by Matty Ice
  43. Alex Smith Happens
  44. Forte Year Old Virgin
  45. Stafford Infection
  46. Ndamu-King Kong
  47. Armed Rodgery
  48. That's Gross-Man
  49. Ocho NoShow
  50. She's a Britt...House
  51. Romo Must Die
  52. Dirt Off Your Tolbert
  53. 99 Problems but a Vick Ain't One
  54. The Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald
  55. Ingram Toenails
  56. The Jolly Rodgers
  57. Sir Isaac Cam Newton
  58. Orton Hears a Boo
  59. Brees Through The Competition
  60. Grilled Brees Sandwich
  61. Helu-cinations
  62. I Hate Torain on Your Parade
  63. Drew Blood
  64. Cam You Dig It?!
  65. The Real McCoys
  66. Vick, Jamaal, Britt, Bowe & Collie - falalala la la la la
  67. Welker Skelter
  68. Scoreless in Seattle
  69. Peeping Tomlinson
  70. Teach Me How to Flutie
  71. Of Rice and Mendenhall
  72. Jahvid-eo Killed the Radio Star
  73. Sam-ford & Sons
  74. The Con-Vicks
  75. Corn on the Cobb
  76. Eli - The Other White Manning
  77. White Cassel
  78. McGahee and Me
  79. Tebow's Before Hoes
  80. Our Brady is Hotter than your Brady
  81. Gran Moreno
  82. Elway, Jose
  83. No Punt Intended
  84. Farve From Retiring
  85. Berrian the Hatchet
  86. My Jim Schwartz Are Dirty
  87. Preseason Champs
  88. Gourmet Scheffler
  89. On Like Ndamukong
  90. Shaun of the Hill
  91. I Love Witten, No Romo
  92. The Playbook of Eli
  93. Kibbles and Vicks
  94. Rex and the City
  95. Vince Young and the Restless
  96. FeBrees
  97. Tootsie Sproles
  98. Matt Ryan's Belt
  99. A Partridge in a Crabtree
  100. Rated R for Gore
  101. I am Serious, and Don't Call Me Shipley

Comments

chris 8 months ago

stabbing marshall or matty icecream sundae

jgfjgfj 7 months ago

ahh i should have got a falcon

hag 6 months ago

Somewear Over Dywane Boe

JSC 6 months ago

Cam-eras Ready, Prepare to Flash

Casey 6 months ago

Fostet than you

Bob 5 months ago

Kevev on the kolb

Joe 2 weeks ago

this list is hilarious. check out more names by category and rank at www.ffgator.com

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